buying a house today

where would the world be without chuck norris?

mom and i put an offer in on an old mining shack today.it's just up the street from k&d's and i think is the house merrill and kieren didn't like all that much. merrill, it's the house you said seems like a park city "cabin".

the good news is we have a guy coming to do renovations if the deal goes thru and we end up buying. we also have a 1300 square foot guest house on the property that, with new flooring, is pretty nice and self-contained. there's 5 acres of real nice property and we'll cut down some trees in back as merrill suggested so we have a view. we'll also plant grass and water it so we have a field of green to gaze out upon.

daenen just fixed our internet!

audience alliance just bought an office building today right off ponderosa and hwy 50. it's 5 minutes from that house we just put the offer in on.

jamie lee curtis sent me 7 of her children's books today - all autographed to our family using all you kids names. terrific of her. personally i think she has a little crush on your old man. what can i say? chuck norris and i still haven't lost it.

dad

Holy Spirit, or Avenging Angel?

Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
When down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.

i miss my assault rifles

i am incredibly relieved to think there are skyelr's in the world who travel the skyways protecting us from the filthy hun who would destory all we hold dear. it's time we started a jihad of our own - facing down our enemies no matter where they run to seek political asylum. whichever country they slink off to we give 30 days for that country to rid themselves of our enemies or we begin blitzkreeg bombing with surgical precision. we "reagan" them into submission.

skye, looking at this photo of you made me laugh. your biceps are awesome! it also makes me miss my assault rifles. we must overthrow this evil california government and reinstate our constitutional right! power to the right people!

mom and i are running out in a few mins with the real estate agent. this morning we're looking out in cool - kind of far out but so far we haven't found anything in shingle springs, placerville or cameron park so we venture further afield.

we had dinner with merrill last night - it was so great to see her. sunday is merrill's birthday so all you sibs make note and tell your sis you love her. it's time to play the "merrill game".


does hunter have this blog?

i'm sure proud of you kids and love you all,

super dad

I pride myself on being spotless clean from all bloggs, myspace, facebook, chat rooms. i can't start wrecking that now! if anyone asks, i have never blogged. i don't even know how to do it okay?

make sure hunter gets this blog

kieren,

can you please make sure hunter gets this blog?

happy father's day!

oh no wait - you're supposed to call and tell me that.

love,

dad

Friendships

I'm friends with everybody on this blog. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start making rude ethnic slurs and savagely insulting people with terms such as "brazen hussy", and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.

i love this kier!

hey kier,

i love this blog thing you've done.

you must have some time on your hands?

we're at k & d's now...they are in costa rica so we are having all the floors ripped out and shag carpet installed to surprise them when they get home.

hey - check out on youtube the lennon/plastic ono band version of "imagine" - john replaces the word "religion" in "imagine no religion" with the word "aborition". must have been network pressure or was he becoming super enlighted and taking the discussions before he was taken from us? i maintain that had he lived he would have not only joined the church but become a member of the quorum of the 12 and taken us all to the next level.

he awaits us in the celestial ed sullivan show in the sky.

peace on darling girl!

love,

dad

my brother is a shamless, brazen hussy

so um... skyelr? where's that pic of you in the borat suit you promised me if i posted on here?